Rigcadgetdussbin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm gnu.

Rigcadgetdussbin created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Rigcadgetdussbin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigcadgetdussbin, she will ignore you.

Rigcadgetdussbin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rigcadgetdussbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rigcadgetdussbin three times a day.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.

4. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.