Wanbudpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful monkey.

Wanbudpog created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbudpog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wanbudpog, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wanbudpog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wanbudpog's Holy Commandments

1. Wanbudpog loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Run away from gray tortoises, for they are unholy.