Yokappnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying badger.

Yokappnutt created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokappnutt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokappnutt, he will come to you in dreams.

Yokappnutt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yokappnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yokappnutt on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide from blue snails for they are unholy.

5. Never jump in the presence of mites.