Janpidyok is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented beaver.

Janpidyok created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Janpidyok, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Janpidyok, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Janpidyok's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Janpidyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janpidyok.

5. Never eat green fruit.