Wanfutduss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional gorilla.

Wanfutduss created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfutduss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanfutduss, it will turn you into a frog.

Wanfutduss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wanfutduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear white shorts.

5. Never eat turnips.