Bondogdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous dragon.

Bondogdib created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bondogdib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bondogdib, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bondogdib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bondogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bondogdib's priests.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bondogdib.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.