Guddagsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet fox.

Guddagsig created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Guddagsig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Guddagsig, she will send you a sign.

Guddagsig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Guddagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair black.