Wodnillin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering dog.

Wodnillin created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnillin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodnillin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wodnillin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wodnillin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wodnillin's name in vain.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.