Yattgebrow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm armadillo.

Yattgebrow created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgebrow, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattgebrow, she will ignore you.

Yattgebrow's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yattgebrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt cats.