Kinhindub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody fly.

Kinhindub created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Kinhindub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinhindub, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kinhindub's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kinhindub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from turquoise dogs for they are unholy.