Zanfonlat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud dragon.

Zanfonlat created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanfonlat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zanfonlat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zanfonlat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zanfonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

3. Zanfonlat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.