Stanbidgig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient chicken.

Stanbidgig created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbidgig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanbidgig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stanbidgig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stanbidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stanbidgig.