Manfublam is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest
monkey.
Manfublam created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Manfublam, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Manfublam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Manfublam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Manfublam's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always help porpoises.
3. Run away from black moths, for they are unholy.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Worship no other gods but Manfublam.