Manfublam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest monkey.

Manfublam created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Manfublam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manfublam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Manfublam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Manfublam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Run away from black moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Manfublam.