Ingfosspid Pid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent badger.

Ingfosspid Pid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfosspid Pid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ingfosspid Pid, she will make you grow a tail.

Ingfosspid Pid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ingfosspid Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingfosspid Pid.

4. Ingfosspid Pid loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.