Nar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest lobster.

Nar created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Nar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nar, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if eight birds approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.