Nellmadqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful warg.

Nellmadqueeg created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmadqueeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellmadqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nellmadqueeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nellmadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Nellmadqueeg first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Nellmadqueeg.
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