Fidwitmilpom is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, compassionate
narwhal.
Fidwitmilpom created the cosmos four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fidwitmilpom, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fidwitmilpom, it will think nothing of it.
Fidwitmilpom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Fidwitmilpom's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never wear ear rings.
5. Always take life seriously.