Gammutleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy otter.

Gammutleg created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gammutleg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gammutleg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gammutleg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gammutleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must pray to Gammutleg three times a day.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.