Yogzogzag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong turtle.

Yogzogzag created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogzogzag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yogzogzag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yogzogzag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yogzogzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide if five birds approach from the west.

5. Run away if four mites approach from the east.
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