Fubfunomin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Fubfunomin created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubfunomin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubfunomin, it will turn you into a worm.

Fubfunomin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fubfunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Fubfunomin.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.