Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous parrot.

Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Lignadomin Mipstikdagfun.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
Votes: 16       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god