Omtdissjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless finch.

Omtdissjad created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdissjad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtdissjad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Omtdissjad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Omtdissjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Omtdissjad four times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.