Omtdissjad is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless
finch.
Omtdissjad created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtdissjad, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Omtdissjad, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Omtdissjad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Omtdissjad's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Omtdissjad four times a day.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.