Gudriljam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective slug.

Gudriljam created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudriljam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudriljam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudriljam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gudriljam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Gudriljam.

5. Never eat green fruit.