Dogyartflag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able bird.

Dogyartflag created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dogyartflag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogyartflag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dogyartflag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dogyartflag's Holy Commandments

1. Dogyartflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dogyartflag.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.