Soglogdan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody skunk.

Soglogdan created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Soglogdan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Soglogdan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Soglogdan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Soglogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.
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