Hugsandgom is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful
lobster.
Hugsandgom created gold six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugsandgom, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Hugsandgom, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Hugsandgom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Hugsandgom's Holy Commandments1. Hugsandgom must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never eat bread.
3. Do not eat bananas.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Hugsandgom loves mice, so they must be respected.