Lamjadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind bat.

Lamjadsaw created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamjadsaw, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lamjadsaw, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lamjadsaw's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lamjadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.