Tabsittin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering clam.

Tabsittin created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabsittin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabsittin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tabsittin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tabsittin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.