Largquatlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical mink.

Largquatlid created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Largquatlid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largquatlid, he will not invite you to parties.

Largquatlid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Largquatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about moons.