Nillgonbap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent butterfly.

Nillgonbap created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgonbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nillgonbap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nillgonbap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nillgonbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Run away from cyan ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat apples.