Bedlogzig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating goblin.

Bedlogzig created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bedlogzig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedlogzig, he will send you a sign.

Bedlogzig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bedlogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing turquoise kilts.

2. Run away if six nematodes approach from the west.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bedlogzig.

4. Bedlogzig loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.