Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful faun.

Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin, it will come to you in dreams.

Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hudpanhimveen Budruttom Pibsakcin five times a day.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never laugh near foxes.