Bafyimnab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong shark.

Bafyimnab created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bafyimnab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafyimnab, she will not care.

Bafyimnab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bafyimnab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Bafyimnab's name in vain.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.