Bomparkfas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil chinchilla.

Bomparkfas created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomparkfas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bomparkfas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bomparkfas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bomparkfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if seven rats approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.