Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured lion.

Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid, it will turn you into a rock.

Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Lenhasvenpod Nilraglid.