Cetjensab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous
unicorn.
Cetjensab created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetjensab, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cetjensab, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Cetjensab's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Cetjensab's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Put Cetjensab first in all things.
4. Always look after injured whales.
5. Do not eat aubergines.