Cetjensab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous unicorn.

Cetjensab created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetjensab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetjensab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cetjensab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cetjensab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Cetjensab first in all things.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not eat aubergines.
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