Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful mink.

Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Bitdamnill Dossjinnutbomdogominnarrot's priests.

5. Never think about gravity.