Teendadzakjiggebgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless hummingbird.

Teendadzakjiggebgup created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendadzakjiggebgup, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Teendadzakjiggebgup, he will boil you in a big pot.

Teendadzakjiggebgup's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Teendadzakjiggebgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of rats.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Teendadzakjiggebgup loves mice, so they must be honoured.