Quafcedyart Dobmobnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, smart dragon.

Quafcedyart Dobmobnab created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcedyart Dobmobnab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafcedyart Dobmobnab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quafcedyart Dobmobnab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quafcedyart Dobmobnab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Worship no other gods but Quafcedyart Dobmobnab.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.