Budnilbast is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil raven.

Budnilbast created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnilbast, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budnilbast, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Budnilbast's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Budnilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never feed carrots to tapirs while wearing mauve shoes.

5. Budnilbast loves dogs, so they must be respected.
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