Bestfedvin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair hummingbird.

Bestfedvin created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfedvin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestfedvin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bestfedvin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bestfedvin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured swans.