Dodtadben is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust
dugong.
Dodtadben created a charm quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodtadben, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dodtadben, he will turn you into a tree.
Dodtadben's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Dodtadben's Holy Commandments1. Erect five silver sculptures of Dodtadben on top of important buildings.
2. You must never eat aubergines.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.