Rilhanortlimgoddidjop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Rilhanortlimgoddidjop created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhanortlimgoddidjop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilhanortlimgoddidjop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rilhanortlimgoddidjop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rilhanortlimgoddidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rilhanortlimgoddidjop's name in vain.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never go into black rooms.