Zodcub Figgudcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent fairy.

Zodcub Figgudcar created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcub Figgudcar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodcub Figgudcar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zodcub Figgudcar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zodcub Figgudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about gravity.