Mipkemdisslak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mipkemdisslak created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipkemdisslak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipkemdisslak, she will laugh at you.

Mipkemdisslak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mipkemdisslak's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Mipkemdisslak on top of all buildings.