Mipkemdisslak is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, contented
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Mipkemdisslak created a bottom quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Mipkemdisslak, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Mipkemdisslak, she will laugh at you.
Mipkemdisslak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Mipkemdisslak's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not kill rats.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Mipkemdisslak on top of all buildings.