Watbasthad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless skunk.

Watbasthad created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbasthad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watbasthad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Watbasthad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Watbasthad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.