Jadgamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive hare.

Jadgamgig created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgamgig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jadgamgig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jadgamgig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jadgamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jadgamgig's name in vain.

2. Never feed cucumbers to frogs while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.