Barnlabflam is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise
deer.
Barnlabflam created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Barnlabflam, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Barnlabflam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Barnlabflam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Barnlabflam's Holy Commandments1. Always treat foxes with great respect.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.