Cepbogwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless wombat.

Cepbogwik created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbogwik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepbogwik, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cepbogwik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cepbogwik's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.