Camhaplan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever swan.

Camhaplan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhaplan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Camhaplan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Camhaplan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Camhaplan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to seals while wearing white jumpers.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camhaplan.
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